the cosmic moon button

What you're hearing

No samples, no MP3. Your browser is synthesising every note live, and the whole thing is tuned to match how fucked today is.

sub drone 40 Hz + 80 Hz sine waves. The floor of the mix. You feel it more than hear it.
Schumann resonance 7.83 Hz sine wave slowly swelling and fading the sub. That's the Schumann resonance, the lowest natural frequency of the space between the ground and the ionosphere. Far too low to hear, so all you get is the breathing.
pad chord Three detuned saw oscillators tuned to a minor triad. Root note shifts with today's verdict (table below). A slow filter sweep gives it the breathing quality.
cosmic noise Pink noise (Paul Kellet's algorithm) through a heavy low-pass, panned slowly L to R on a 25-second cycle. Sounds like distant solar wind.
master Hard limited at minus 18 dB. It can't get loud, so it won't ambush you in a meeting.

root note → verdict level

Level	Note	Frequency	Feel
NO	A2	110.00 Hz	low and settled, nothing to see here
NOT REALLY	A#2 / B♭2	116.54 Hz	a bit off, nothing you could name
KINDA	B2	123.47 Hz	tension, creeping in politely
YES	C#3 / D♭3	138.59 Hz	on edge and braced for impact
CATASTROPHIC	D3	146.83 Hz	as high and strung-out as it gets

Calm verdicts sit lower so they feel like an exhale. Fucked verdicts pitch higher so the chord winds tighter. The minor third (×6/5) and fifth (×3/2) stack on whatever the root is, so the chord keeps its shape and only its height moves.

It pauses itself when you tab away and never plays until you say so. We have manners.

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